Advertise

Hello Mr. Awesome,

To advertise on this site, all you got to do is send me your subtly branded custom background with a link to your site and for a mere $1000/month, you will get exclusive privileges to spam advertise on this site’s background. You’ll be in the fine company of 2 other advertisers for the month. If you like to spend save more money, you can purchase a whole years’ worth of backgrounds for a measly $10,000.

I reserve the right to increase the monthly rate daily and reject your background image. Karma is a bitch. Pay up.

Thank you.